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The Farm covered the Human League’s Don’t You Want Me.

I’ve stolen various items from vending machines. When I was an engineer, I quickly figured out that rapid button presses allowed me to get one item from each row for the price of an item from the top row.

Recently, the local machine fucked up and gave me things I didn’t want. Like a vibrating cock ring instead of a bottle of fanta.

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